#connecticut clark

[k3llyb3an]

connecticut miku

[belfry-ghost]

can y'all believe i drew a fully rendered hades (game) style phantom yesterday and then followed it up with this

edit: hades art in question

[abbidavisart]

[perrysoup]

A thank you to @hootbon for the fourth of a few commissions I put in for Connecticut Clark/Malfina x Kinger/Queener (or Queenie, the community seems unsure)

Reference Comic:

[coleheinous]

[kingzombear]

Tysm to @perrysoup for the commission! (click for better view teehee) 🐻🤙

Kinger and Queenie are sooo Connecticut Clark and Malfina coded

[phlebasthebroenician]

Connecticut Clarkposting

[floating-plants]

[yourfaveiskenough]

Connecticut Clark from Tumblr is Kenough!

[justsomeguypoll]

JUST SOME GUY: FINAL ROUND

Connecticut Clark (Flork of Cows) and Stanley (The Stanley Parable)

For the final round, our contestants deserve a little more detail than just the reasons they were submitted with.

Created with the sole purpose of being the least interesting OC possible, Connecticut Clark has been crushing his competition consistently in every round. He has nothing going for him -- no cool powers, no tragic backstory, no interesting appearance. The only notable thing about him is his cool, badass, goth wife, Malfina the Demon Witch, which in fact is one of the most Just Some Guy traits: being a bland character with a love interest who's way more competent than him. Get it, Clark.

As for his competition, Stanley has the honor of being the most submitted character when character nominations opened up. Just like Clark, Stanley has been consistently sweeping, and it's for good reason. Despite being the titular character in his own game, Stanley has absolutely nothing that makes him stand out. His appearance is that of a default video game character, he never speaks a word, and he has no personality or backstory other than what the Narrator occasionally projects onto him, and even then, those details are normally irrelevant by the next time the game begins. He is truly just a shell for the player and Narrator to puppet around, which is the whole point of the game.

While they are both truly Just Some Guy, for the final time, I ask...

[falsemood]

Obsessed with the “Simplified/Underwhelming man with a gorgeous goddess as a partner” dynamic

Any other examples are needed and welcome

[aspiringjester]

this is moshang, to me

[girllbossmalewifeduos]

PROPAGANDA

No Propaganda submitted for Fuuko and Andy

Malfina/Clark:

He is a solid 4/10 who is the third happiest man in Connecticut married to the love of his life and she is a badass demon witch who unexpectedly fell in love with him and his strange Connecticut ways. Even if they’re kind of a joke I love them so much they’re everything to me.

[perrysoup]

A thank you to @nonameme11 for the sixth and ACTUAL final commission I put in for Connecticut Clark/Malfina x Kinger/Queener (or Queenie, the community seems unsure)

They have been very generous with their payment schedule with this, and I can't thank them enough for putting a real ending to this wonderful set. Their art is amazing and my heart is full of love to them and every artist that helped make this commission group possible.

Reference Comic:

[epic-arc]

Connecticut Clark but in RWBY

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

One of my favorite lines from Little Shop of Horrors is "still, that Seymour's a cutie... Well, if not he's got inner beauty"

Our man Skid Row Clark over here, a solid 4 out of 10.